I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
