You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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