May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it was like eating out sand paper
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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