i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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