Yo dont text me then not text me
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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