Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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