She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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