I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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