Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
someone get that fucking seahorse.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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