i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
