you guys were way drunker than both of me
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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