physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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