no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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