: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Just high enough for therapy.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Randomize
