at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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