im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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