Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
