I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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