it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm really busy with my period
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