it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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