How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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