I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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