like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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