Can Purell be used as lube?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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