about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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