He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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