Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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