I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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