I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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