what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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