She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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