I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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