I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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