Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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