Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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