This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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