question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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