That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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