Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
do nipples grow back?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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