Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
