One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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