So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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