hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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