kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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