About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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