idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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