Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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