ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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