Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Just puked most of my soul out..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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