I'm so fucking centered right now
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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