ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he was CRYING into my vagina
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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